February 2012
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whereismyoscar:
the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
Spoiler Alert.
no-way-to-handle-things:
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
Fuck the Declaration of Independence, steal the Oscars.
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underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
liveinlivinggcolor:
So how many days until the tonys
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
GUYS. (AND GALS)
MY DAD, WHOM I SHALL LOVE FOREVER AND ETERNAL, HAS JUST BOUGHT ME A LEATHERBOUND COPY OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES FROM BARNES AND NOBLE.
It smells so gooooooooood. The preciousssssssss.
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Robert Sheehan: Benedict Cumberbatch. He’s like hot chocolate; you watch him and think, “You’re actually delicious.”
Joe Gilgun: Robert [Sheehan] is a beautiful young man. He's just so handsome, I'd turn for him. I fancy him for Christ's sake. I'm a straight man.
Daniel Radcliffe: I don’t view my face as particularly interesting to watch, whereas some actors you can’t take your eyes off, like James McAvoy. I think I could watch him read the phone book.
Rupert Grint: [I ♥ Tom Felton shirt]
Geoffrey Rush: We [him and Colin Firth] do tend to refer to each other as Abelard and Eloise or Thelma and Louise.
Robert Downey Jr.: Jude [Law] and I have decided to save Warner Brothers’ money. We’ve been sharing a suite during the entirety of the press junket. We asked for a small room. With a single bed. We prefer two sinks so we can wash up before and after our nuptials.
Benedict Cumberbatch: He's got very endearing habits. I'd like a pocket Martin [Freeman].
#BRITISH MEN BEING GAY FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE IT
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bumpin-pretties:
that awkward moment when you’re making out with someone and they go to undo your zipper and instead of genitals there is actually a huge, gaping black hole that instantaneously sucks both of you into a void and jesus is there and he tells you not to have sex before marriage.
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batolthekibosh:
ayeayecaptainobvious:
batolthekibosh replied to your post: Confession:
get out ingrid, just leave expecto patronum
EXPECTO PATRONUM
that’s a warning to all the hashbrown haters
Wait, wait, Ingrid…
You don’t like hash browns?
.________.
http://xkcd.com/421/
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auntie-tana-lopez:
zarajam:
faberryyumad:
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For Lent, I am giving up the BBC.
JESUS BETTER RESERVE A GODDAMN SPOT FOR ME IN HEAVEN FOR THIS.
Oh lawd, dat GIF.
somethingbrave reblogged you:
Yes, god, that makes perfect sense. Thank you so much, sir! Infinitely helpful, and I might actually not fail. YOU ARE THE BEST AND I OWE YOU COOKIES AND OTHER AMAZING THINGS.
Always a pleasure to help. /salute.
But this, this is far more intimate.: @Elaine →
somethingbrave:
Okay, bear with me while my brain attempts to physics.
Basically, my main concern is the chart he’s given us on the back. It changes the masses, certainly, but each time the velocity is zero. You plug those values into the simulator, and obviously, nothing happens - because if the velocity is zero, they’re not going anywhere. That, therefore, would make the final velocities also...
@Elaine
Explosions! Alright here we go.
So you have one initial mass, which we’ll call D right now (for dynamite!)
And so being one non-moving mass, with a mass of, say, 20kg, and a velocity of 0, it has 0 net momentum and 0 net Kinetic energy.
At the moment of the explosion, it is broken into TWO masses, for the sake of math, we’ll say 10kg and 10 kg. Right? And they’re moving...
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My emotional journey
devinjacob:
ominousrumrant:
This happened……….
Then i was like…
How I feel about the creators at this moment
SO FUCKING ACCURATE!!!
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Glee 5eva
A boy was walkin2 skewl wit his crush kurt n they were drinkin sum coffe.
he sed ‘bbz will u luv me 4evr’
and he sed ‘NO..’
da boy ran home n b4 any1 knew,
he was hanging from the rafters.
he was (almost) ded.
kurt whsipered 2 his (almost) corpse.
“I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever…”
(dat mean he luv her moar than 4evr…)
REGLAOB IF U CREY...
durncriss:
gets into yale
gets back onto the cheerios
gets hit by truck
kurhummel:
i made a graphic about how I felt during this episode
I am dying on the inside.
andrea-is-such-a-radical:
let’s call this show ‘depress’ instead of ‘glee’ now.
^
YOU KNOW WHAT GLEE BUY ME A BOX OF TISSUES...
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Quinn’s dead. Called it.
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KELLY CLARKSON COVER ON GLEE
DARREN'S RAPPING EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
Pancake Day already? That crêped up on me.
lilywinterwood:
sebmoran:
armydoctorcastiel:
foreverwholockian:
oscarstardis:
youre-a-lizard-harry:
dough my god
Flipping hell
I hate jokes like these, they could be batter
Not exactly eggcellent, are they?
Oh god guys these puns are crêp
You flapjacked my joke.
I think you all mean ‘Puncake Day’ yes?
Oh, and these jokes are awfully stale.
Today in Physics....
We did the Egg Drop Lab.
For those of you unawares of said lab, you build a framework out of straws and paper and hope that it saves the egg from a three metre drop off the side of the hallway.
Me and Ingrid named our egg “Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch” and made Sherlock jokes as it splattered brutally across the tarp. Ingrid was supposed to look Mr. Vallozzi in the eyes and say...
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Waking Up in the Morning
theyuniversity:
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AYP Auditions
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. With an extra side of fucking fuck fuck.
Prokofiev’s Classical Symphony, First Movement.
Brahms Symphony, Symphony no. 1 in C minor.
Someone shoot me now so I don’t have to practice this finger-warping nonsense.
I just love how many different kinds of "Benedict"...
221bpawnee:
There’s the dapper strawberry blonde
And the full on ginger (complete with ludicrous sideburns)
Of course we can’t forget the Sherlock mop
And the entirely too attractive model version
And the “those should not look good but they totally do”
And the case of the ovary explosion (x2)
And the intellectual vacation Benny
And then there’s this
All in all, the...